Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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