I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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