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wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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