I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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