I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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