It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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