it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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