hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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