ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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