But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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