i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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