Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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