so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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