I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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