Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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