When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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