We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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