Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
