so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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