Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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