Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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