Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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