I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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