All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations