Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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