Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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