But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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