But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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