Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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