we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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