Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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