It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i think i have herpe
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.