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(406): View more from Montana

When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.

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(647): View more from Ontario

TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.

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(905): View more from Ontario

oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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(916): View more from California

I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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(714): View more from California

And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath

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