When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath