Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3