I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I understand Curling. That high.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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