that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..