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• (207): View more from Maine

  i will never coherently bang her

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• (718): View more from New York

  you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment

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• (818): View more from California

  You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...

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