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(925): View more from California

it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.

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(940): View more from Texas

I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.

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