I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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