i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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