You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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