happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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