yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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