I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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