just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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