is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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