Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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