i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I love you.
Bad choice
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