The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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