after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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