your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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