I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
