How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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