just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That was before I lit my hair on fire
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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