I heard we made out
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i think we sleep fucked last night...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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