Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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