i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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