Already got asked if we're dating
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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