We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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