Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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